brb gunna work on the story Ashley and I are writing together.
WHOOP. Don’t try to hide your jealousy.
true friends are people you can capslock with to no end without being judged.
(Source: planets-bend-between-us)
Dude. You don’t know the first thing about being a nerd, so don’t fucking put that on your hipster instagram photo of you in your 70s glasses.
Fuck.
It just pisses me off so much.

I love my best friend.
All because I have too large of a vocabulary that they find too intimidating. :’c
I will always play Words With Friends with you, my love.
getting the following text from ashley:
“Hey. Just realized that I’ve painted you three times now. Hope that’s not creepy. :)”
and not feel like a total idiot, or like hiding in cave.
Hey look! I found someone!
I literally almost fell out of my bed from laughter (which could have been a problem, considering my bed is lofted). Fuuuck we silly.
I love my Ashley! <3
(Source: chasingxbrightness)

This is not a post I like to see on my best friend’s tumblr.
Seriously you guys. This girl is amazing. Take everything you love about your best friend, add a healthy scoop of artist, double the dose of nerd, (and of course there is a special ingredient), and you have my Ashley.
Sweetie, whoever it is that is giving you a bad time…you tell them to watch out. I will go Mama Bear on their asses.
