brb gunna work on the story Ashley and I are writing together.
WHOOP. Don’t try to hide your jealousy.
true friends are people you can capslock with to no end without being judged.
Dude. You don’t know the first thing about being a nerd, so don’t fucking put that on your hipster instagram photo of you in your 70s glasses.
It just pisses me off so much.
I love my best friend.
All because I have too large of a vocabulary that they find too intimidating. :’c
I will always play Words With Friends with you, my love.
getting the following text from ashley:
“Hey. Just realized that I’ve painted you three times now. Hope that’s not creepy. :)”
and not feel like a total idiot, or like hiding in cave.
Hey look! I found someone!
I literally almost fell out of my bed from laughter (which could have been a problem, considering my bed is lofted). Fuuuck we silly.
I love my Ashley! <3
This is not a post I like to see on my best friend’s tumblr.
Seriously you guys. This girl is amazing. Take everything you love about your best friend, add a healthy scoop of artist, double the dose of nerd, (and of course there is a special ingredient), and you have my Ashley.
Sweetie, whoever it is that is giving you a bad time…you tell them to watch out. I will go Mama Bear on their asses.